Ha! I wish!


You Are 32 Years Old


32


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come… love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

I’m such a copycat

Found this on someone else’s livejournal and loved it so much, I wanted to put it here. Hope varsitynj doesn’t mind….

First they came for Bert and Ernie, and I said nothing because I was not a Muppet.

Then they came for Tinky Winky, and I said nothing, because I was not a
Teletubby.

Then they came for Sponge Bob and Patrick, and I said nothing, because I was
not an asexual cartoon sea creature.

I’m just wondering who’ll be the next target of the Righteous Conservative
Wrath Against Imaginary Creatures…

And I replied that we musn’t forget Murphy Brown’s poor fatherless child.

With thanks to HB

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything… no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.